I've begun to realize that I wake up to some pretty awesome texts from my friends, whether they're drunk or text me while they're half asleep or just want to share something funny with me. I've decided to share my morning glories with you.
Today's entry comes from my boy Jeff out at University of Colorado at Boulder:
"Today while playing pokemon I caught a slowbro. It has a lax nature so I immediately taught it attract and swagger so it could fuck bitches. It was chill. MLIB."
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