Yeah I haven't posted in a while and I didn't even get in my picks for last week but I have many excuses, the most important being I was never sober between Friday night and Sunday morning thanks to going home to party with Chase just like old times.
So here are this weeks picks, doing them before my week really kicks off so I don't forget.
49ers at Falcons
The Falcons just pulled of a win against the defending superbowl champs while the 49ers lost another one. The Falcons have now actually created a little bit of a rivalry in a division normally dominated by the Saints, while the NFC west is turning out to be even more full of retards than I thought, if the Rams still have somewhat of a chance after week 8 then I will admit the world is ending in 2012 and start building my bunker. Oh, and Jeff, I thought the 49ers were legit this year?
Falcons 21 over 49ers 10
Jets at Bills
The Bills are awful. Period. They have nothing going for them. Defense? Allows more rushing yards than my old high school team. Quarterback? Who? Running back? A contest between Lynch and Spiller, yawn. I can't imagine this team getting any worse, honestly. I mean the Jet's aren't the Miami Heat of the NFL like advertised, but they shouldn't have any problem with the University of Buffalo. Wait, they aren't a college team? They actually get paid to do this? Oh...
Jets 24 over Bills 7
Bengals at Browns
Please refer to the paragraph above but substitute Seneca Wallace and Peyton Hillis, who actually did some damage last week against the potent Ravens run defense, that was embarrassing... The only bright spot for the Browns is still Josh Cribbs, but teams can just kick away from him and Wallace can't even get it to him half the time. As much as I hate the Bengals and I don't believe they're that good, they aren't bad enough to lose to the Browns.
Bengals 17 over Browns 10
Lions at Packers
Is this the week where all the bad teams play all the good teams? I mean every game so far has pretty much had a predetermined winner. I mean, the way the seasons going I could get every single game wrong. I'm fairly confident the Packers won't lose to the Lions though, I mean if it took 17 penalties for the Bears to beat them in a last second overtime how many would it take for the Lions to win? 30?
Packers 31 over Lions 14
Broncos at Titans
This one all depends on what Titans team shows up, the team that dismantled the Giants or the team which the Steelers tore apart and held CJ to less than 100 yards rushing. Regardless, look for CJ to have a big day as the Broncos strength is in their secondary and the Titans run over the Broncos because the pressure is taken off of Vince Young's sometimes frail shoulders.
Titans 28 over Broncos 14
Seahawks at Rams
Oh a NFC west matchup, I'm so excited to watch this one. The Seahawks either destroy teams like San Fran, get beaten by a mediocre Denver team, or beat the Chargers, who always start slow, behind two return TDs by Leon Washington. The Rams have actually been in all their games so far, winning the one against the best team, this could either point to improvement or just to the inconsistency of the Rams as a whole. My mind points towards the Seahawks in this one and if I was betting I would put the money on them, but I can't give up on my Rams.
Rams 21 over Seahawks 18
Panthers at Saints
Do I even have to give a reason for this one? The Saints, not as good as last year, are still an elite team who stumbled last week while the Panthers have been steamrolled week in and week out. Are there any Panthers fans out there? Will the real Panther's fans please stand up? OK. Now sit the fuck down, you're embarrassing.
Saints 35 over Panthers 14
Ravens at Steelers
The Steelers are number one in the ESPN power rankings!? WTF is this bullshit!? Who have they beaten? The Titans the Bucs and the Falcons. I don't see a single team on that list making the playoffs. Sure, they did it with Dennis Dixon and Charlie Batch at the helm, but that's only because the defense is still pretty good, I'll admit it. I'll also admit I underestimated the Steelers this year, but they don't deserve that number one ranking. I'm making three guarentees on this game, the Ravens win, Ray Rice rushes for more than 100 yards, and Troy Polamalu gets knocked out with an injury.
Ravens 28 over Steelers 18
Texans at Raiders
Ok Texans, you're not that good, the whole "Best team in Texas" was a little early right? Dallas still has the skill players at every position to outplay you and they proved it. Oakland, however, does not. Do they even have any skill players? Theres that one cornerback with a name that starts with like an NM or something, so don't look for Andre to have a huge game. Texans still pull it out without him. The Texans at 3-1? Interesting.
Texans 28 over Raiders 21
Colts at Jaguars
I can't watch a Jaguars game, David Garrard ruins it for me with that garbage he calls playing Quarterback, he's honestly down there with Matt Moore on my list right now. The Colts haven't been blowing up teams like usual but then again no one really has, it's been a weird year but look for the world to re-right itself this week.
Colts 28 over Jaguars 10
Redskins at Eagles
This is the game that will be all over the papers every day from now until Sunday, Donovan returning to Philadelphia as an enemy. I respect McNabb as a person ad as a player, he's never really caused trouble and I think the Philly fans will probably give him a nice reception, and they'll probably take real good care of him in the local hospital after the shitty O-line of his gets him run over. I honestly feel bad for Kevin Kolb a little bit, he plays two quarters, Mike Vick gets out there and nuts all over everyone and he automatically, just because he can run faster than Kolb, and pass better, and is just overall a better QB. Personally I missed watching Vick play football.
Eagles 35 over Redskins 21
Cardinals at Chargers
Even the slow start Chargers can take care of the Cardinals, the only team who can't was my Rams, but they'll get revenge later in the year. That's it pretty much, the Chargers are a better team, plus they're at home, plus the Cardinals play for the NFC West, which automatically puts them 14 points behind.
Chargers 28 over Cardinals 10
Bears at Giants
Maybe Brandon Jacobs should play QB for the shitty Giants, he tossed that helmet pretty damn far into the stands and he might be a little more intimidating standing in the pocket than Eli Manning, especially when Manning pulled that lefty-lateral-shit-thingy last week, that shit was hilarious. Now I don't believe the Bears are for real, I have no idea what's going on in Chicago but there has to be something in the water that is making visiting teams sick, good thing this games played in New York because the Giants don't need anything else making them worse.
Bears 24 over Giants 18
Patriots at Dolphins
The Patriots smash the Jets, the Jets beat the Dolphins, the Bills lose everything, looks like an interesting year in this division. This might be the only division where three teams still have a chance after the tenth week. This one all comes down to the humidity index at game time because we all know that teams from up north do worse when it's hot, just kidding, that's only important because the more messed up Tom Brady's hair is the worse he plays. Humidity index > 50% Dolphins lose by less. Less than that, they get crushed.
Patriots 35 over Dolphins 24
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