Picks Of The Week

Cardinals at Falcons

Cardinals suck, they almost lost to the Rams. Falcons are disappointing, they lost to Big Ben-less Steelers. The Falcons should be able to pull this one out thought, the Cardinal's defense is much less potent than Steelers so the Falcon offense should be fine, it's the defense I'm worried about because, as crazy as it sounds, Derek Anderson is actually better than the QB they faced last week.

Falcons 14 over Cardinals 9

Ravens at Bengals

The super-powered Bengal's offense was more like a day time soap opera with T.O. and Ochocinco, we'll see how long they stay best friends when they're losing. While the Bengals were falling apart the Ravens were picking apart the "Miami Heat of the NFL" and there has never been a sweeter 1 point victory. It's a good time to be a Raven's fan.

Ravens 24 over Bengals 14

Chiefs at Browns

After the Chiefs beat the Chargers on Monday night they have a lot of people hoping on the bandwagon and picking them over the always awful Browns. The thing they don't look at is that the Chiefs won at home where the crowd was going absolutely INSANE and they still only won because of their return game and a fumble recovery. Sad as it is, I have to go with the Browns at home.

Browns 17 over Chiefs 14

Bears at Cowboys

The loss to the Redskins was a fluke, it shouldn't have even gotten down to that last minute play and even that was bullshit. I hate the Cowboys, I hate most of the NFC East, but I have to agree with the experts on this one.

Cowboys 28 over Bears 15

Eagles at Lions

Is it just me or who else is extremely excited to see Vick start this game? He's going to run all over the Lions and occasionally throw it if he has to. I feel bad for Kevin Kolb because at the end of this week he's going to be out of a starting job and Vick's going to be back to the feared QB he was a couple years ago.

Eagles 28 over Lions 10

Bills at Packers

The Bills are awful, just awful, and the Packers defense will stop any chance CJ Spiller has of making an impact. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the Bills get shut out, still, it won't be pretty for them.

Packers 28 over Bills 6

Steelers at Titans

Ok, so I overestimated the Falcons last week when I said they would kick the shit out of the Steelers, but the Titans are actually a good team who demolished the Raiders last week. Not only do I predict the Titans are going to win, I'm going to bet that Chris Johnson gets at least 100 yards and 2 TDs.

Titans 24 over Steelers 18

Dolphins at Vikings

Another time where I wish I could go against the team, or in this case the player I hate. Brett Favre I'm sorry, I'm sure you're a big hit back at your retirement home but you're going to get yourself seriously hurt if you keep coming out with these young guys. Still, the dolphins defense gives up loads of rushing yards and you have Adrian Peterson.

Vikings 21 over Dolphins 10

Bucs at Panthers

Again, I overestimated the Panthers last week against the Giants. But hopefully that concussion will keep awful Matt Moore off the field and therefore give the Panthers a chance to win. They should take care of the Bucs just by principle, but if Moore plays they'll have to counter at least 3 INTs.

Panthers 18 over Bucs 10

Seahawks at Broncos

Now I know the Seahawks absolutely dismantled San Fran last week but let's face it, the 49ers aren't that great in the first place, then again neither are the Broncos. This choice is just tough due to how much the teams suck. The Broncos D backs are the only good thing about their team but I don't know how the Seahawks even did that last week. Tough one.

Broncos 21 over Seahawks 15

Rams at Raiders

The Rams got close last week and I know they probably won't win any more than 2 or 3 games this year, but this is one of the ones where they have a chance so I have to go with them.

Rams 18 over Raiders 15

Patriots at Jets

The "Miami Heat of the NFL" was more like the Wizards last week against the Ravens while the Patriots were their same old dominating selfs with almost no mistakes. Sure the Jets defense will give Tom Brady more trouble than the Bengals did, but they'll barely even ruffle the Justin Bieber flow he's rockin.

Pats 35 over Jets 21

Jaguars at Chargers

David Garrard had a total of what? 3 touchdown passes away from Jacksonville last year? That's pathetic, just pathetic. Also the Chargers can't possibly lose the first two of the season, even though they always start slow.

Chargers 21 over Jaguars 10

Texans at Redskins

This is a story of two suffering franchises who got huge wins against divisions rivals last week and therefore have their hopes up. Redskins fans, lose that happiness as soon as possible, Arian Foster is going to run all over you and you deserve it for all the texts I got from the Redskins fans after last weeks joke of a win.

Texans 28 over Redskins 15

Giants at Colts

The Colts are not starting 0-2 and the Giants are not going 2-0, it's like a science. Peyton>Eli, Colts>Giants, Indianapolis>NYC, just kidding about that last one, who the fuck has ever been out to Indianapolis? Still the Colts are going to pull it out.

Colts 28 over Giants 24

Saints at 49ers

No questions asked the Saints destroy the 49ers. I feel like I don't even have to list the reasons why this is true and I'm tired of typing so I'm not going to. Live with it.

Saints 35 over 49ers 10

Last week (8-8)

Overall (8-8)