My bros will enjoy these
getting road dome? bro.
getting road dome while she’s driving? bro king.
I just took a survey called “When will you die?” and it said I’d die in 42 years and 8 hours. I just figured out that will be when I’m 69 at 4:20. thats chill
Yesterday, I went to bRome, Italy, and fucked this Italian bitch. Then she went into the kitchen and brought me spaghetti and some wine. I smacked her and then told her to bring me a sandwich and some natty
Last night me and my bro forgot which brew was ours. i gave him both and went and got two for myself. altercation avoided.
Today, I was playing pokemon and realized that whenever you go back to your house, your mom is always in the kitchen. I’m glad to see bitches know their place in pokemon too.
Today, i was watching entourage, stringing my new wand, and gettin dome. it was chill
This morning I woke up with my socks still on. I gathered static electricity on the way to the kitchen where my girlfriend was making me french toast. I shocked her tits hard, we fucked, I ate my french toast. It was chill
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